29.10.08
Os pais do Joãozinho convidaram um casal amigo para um jantar lá em casa.
Sabendo como era o seu filho, o pai do Joãozinho chama-o e pede-lhe encarecidamente para ele não fazer comentários acerca das orelhas do filho do casal amigo, que pura e simplesmente não tinha as ditas.
Na hora marcada o casal amigo chegou, e nisto o Joãozinho corre logo para a porta para verificar se efectivamente o rapaz tinha ou não orelhas, e realmente constatou que era mesmo verdade, o rapaz não tinha orelhas.
Durante o jantar o Joãozinho não tirava os olhos do rapaz, até que não conseguiu resistir e perguntou ao rapaz:
- Tu vês bem ?
- Vejo. (respondeu inocentemente o rapazinho)
- Deus te conserve a vistinha, porque se um dia tiveres de usar óculos estás fo...... !!!
Sabendo como era o seu filho, o pai do Joãozinho chama-o e pede-lhe encarecidamente para ele não fazer comentários acerca das orelhas do filho do casal amigo, que pura e simplesmente não tinha as ditas.
Na hora marcada o casal amigo chegou, e nisto o Joãozinho corre logo para a porta para verificar se efectivamente o rapaz tinha ou não orelhas, e realmente constatou que era mesmo verdade, o rapaz não tinha orelhas.
Durante o jantar o Joãozinho não tirava os olhos do rapaz, até que não conseguiu resistir e perguntou ao rapaz:
- Tu vês bem ?
- Vejo. (respondeu inocentemente o rapazinho)
- Deus te conserve a vistinha, porque se um dia tiveres de usar óculos estás fo...... !!!
Um bêbado entra num autocarro e desata numa grande gritaria:
- Estes maricas aqui à minha frente são todos rotos! Os desgraçados aqui atrás são todos cabrões! Os merdas aqui ao meu lado são todos filhos da p......!
O motorista, indignado com a conversa, faz uma travagem brusca, as pessoas desequilibram-se, levanta-se um e agarra o bêbado pelos colarinhos e ameaça:
- Quem é roto e cabrão aqui?
Responde o bêbado de mansinho:
- Não sei. Agora, com a travagem, misturou-se tudo...
- Estes maricas aqui à minha frente são todos rotos! Os desgraçados aqui atrás são todos cabrões! Os merdas aqui ao meu lado são todos filhos da p......!
O motorista, indignado com a conversa, faz uma travagem brusca, as pessoas desequilibram-se, levanta-se um e agarra o bêbado pelos colarinhos e ameaça:
- Quem é roto e cabrão aqui?
Responde o bêbado de mansinho:
- Não sei. Agora, com a travagem, misturou-se tudo...
27.10.08
Dalai Lama says he has given up on China talks
By Ashwini BhatiaThe Associated Press October 25, 2008
DHARMSALA, India (AP) -
- The Dalai Lama said Saturday he has given upon efforts to convince Beijing to allow greater autonomy for Tibetunder Chinese rule.
The Tibetan spiritual leader said he would now ask the Tibetan peopleto decide how to take the dialogue forward.
China has repeatedly accused the Dalai Lama of leading a campaign tosplit Tibet from the rest of the country. The Dalai Lama has deniedthe allegations, saying he is only seeking greater autonomy for theHimalayan region to protect its unique Buddhist culture — a policy hecalls the "middle way."
"I have been sincerely pursuing the middle way approach in dealingwith China for a long time now but there hasn't been any positiveresponse from the Chinese side," he said in Tibetan at a publicfunction Saturday in Dharmsala, the north Indian town that is home toTibet's government-in-exile.
"As far as I'm concerned I have given up," he said in an unusuallyblunt statement.
"The issue of Tibet is not the issue of the Dalai Lama alone. It isthe issue of 6 million Tibetans. I have asked the Tibetangovernment-in-exile, as a true democracy in exile, to decide inconsultation with the Tibetan people the future course of action," theDalai Lama said.
His speech was translated by his spokesman, Tenzin Takhla.
The spiritual leader's comments come ahead of a new round of talksbetween his envoys and Chinese government officials at the end ofOctober. Those talks are still on track, according to Chhime R.Chhoekyapa, another spokesman for the Dalai Lama.
Most Tibetans have supported the Dalai Lama's push for autonomy forthe region. The Tibetan Youth Congress is the only major activistgroup that is advocating full independence for Tibet.
Beijing insists Tibet has belonged to China for centuries. ManyTibetans, however, say the region was effectively an independentnation until Chinese Communist troops invaded in 1950.
Phone calls to China's United Front Work Department, the CommunistParty agency that handles contacts with the Dalai Lama, rangunanswered Saturday.
The Dalai Lama has been living in Dharmsala since fleeing Tibet afteran unsuccessful uprising against Chinese rule in 1959.
Greg Walton is the Editor of The Infowar Monitor. The InformationWarfare Monitor is a joint project of the Advanced Network ResearchGroup, part of the Cambridge Security Programme, The SecDev Group andthe Citizen Lab, an interdisciplinary laboratory based at the MunkCentre for International Studies, University of Toronto.
DHARMSALA, India (AP) -
- The Dalai Lama said Saturday he has given upon efforts to convince Beijing to allow greater autonomy for Tibetunder Chinese rule.
The Tibetan spiritual leader said he would now ask the Tibetan peopleto decide how to take the dialogue forward.
China has repeatedly accused the Dalai Lama of leading a campaign tosplit Tibet from the rest of the country. The Dalai Lama has deniedthe allegations, saying he is only seeking greater autonomy for theHimalayan region to protect its unique Buddhist culture — a policy hecalls the "middle way."
"I have been sincerely pursuing the middle way approach in dealingwith China for a long time now but there hasn't been any positiveresponse from the Chinese side," he said in Tibetan at a publicfunction Saturday in Dharmsala, the north Indian town that is home toTibet's government-in-exile.
"As far as I'm concerned I have given up," he said in an unusuallyblunt statement.
"The issue of Tibet is not the issue of the Dalai Lama alone. It isthe issue of 6 million Tibetans. I have asked the Tibetangovernment-in-exile, as a true democracy in exile, to decide inconsultation with the Tibetan people the future course of action," theDalai Lama said.
His speech was translated by his spokesman, Tenzin Takhla.
The spiritual leader's comments come ahead of a new round of talksbetween his envoys and Chinese government officials at the end ofOctober. Those talks are still on track, according to Chhime R.Chhoekyapa, another spokesman for the Dalai Lama.
Most Tibetans have supported the Dalai Lama's push for autonomy forthe region. The Tibetan Youth Congress is the only major activistgroup that is advocating full independence for Tibet.
Beijing insists Tibet has belonged to China for centuries. ManyTibetans, however, say the region was effectively an independentnation until Chinese Communist troops invaded in 1950.
Phone calls to China's United Front Work Department, the CommunistParty agency that handles contacts with the Dalai Lama, rangunanswered Saturday.
The Dalai Lama has been living in Dharmsala since fleeing Tibet afteran unsuccessful uprising against Chinese rule in 1959.
Greg Walton is the Editor of The Infowar Monitor. The InformationWarfare Monitor is a joint project of the Advanced Network ResearchGroup, part of the Cambridge Security Programme, The SecDev Group andthe Citizen Lab, an interdisciplinary laboratory based at the MunkCentre for International Studies, University of Toronto.
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